so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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