She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
