White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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