so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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