Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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