I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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