god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
