I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
