So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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