i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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