My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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