And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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