Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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