Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dont even know how to be here
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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