I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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