did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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