whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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