No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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