Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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