with your own penis?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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