ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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