So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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