Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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