you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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