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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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