So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We were destined to go to rehab together
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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