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(205): View more from Alabama

Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

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(757): View more from Virginia

seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

(703): View more from Virginia

Well said.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(208): View more from Idaho

why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.

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(802): View more from Vermont

hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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(818): View more from California

i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.

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(360): View more from Washington

Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.

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