i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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