Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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