he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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