please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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