Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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