don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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