Whoa Z and x make the same sound
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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