Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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