I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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