You're completely useless in the revolution.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
so much tequila, so little girl.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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