I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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