Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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