normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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