he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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