would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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