I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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