just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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