i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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