Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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