i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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