Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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