I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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