So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
