Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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