i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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