People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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