Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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