My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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