eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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