Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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