yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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